Year 144 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning
BY ROYAL DECREE AND LETTERS PATENT, the Crown establishes the Office of the Royal Arbiter of Bells, empowered to regulate, tune, and authorize all bell-related activities within the Kingdom.
The Arbiter shall:
- Approve public bell installations
- Maintain harmony among the town criers
- Resolve disputes involving excessive clanging
This post shall be held in perpetuity or until such time as the Arbiter’s hearing becomes unreliable.All bell-users must seek licensing forthwith.