Ministry of the Populi | Office of Civic Honors & Commendations
“Let us pin something to your chest and mean it.”
Every Kingdom must remember those who have lifted it. The Office of Civic Honors & Commendations exists to celebrate the deeds, character, and quiet heroism of the citizens of Eyehasseen. Here, service is remembered, virtue is rewarded, and whimsical greatness is immortalized.
We bestow awards, ribbons, medallions, and formal certificates to those whose efforts—great or small—have improved the Realm, lifted its spirits, or added to its story.
🏅 What We Do:
- Accept and evaluate nominations for commendation
- Bestow honors in public or private ceremony
- Maintain the Roll of Honored Citizens
- Design and distribute custom regalia for each recognized act
- Issue official Letters of Public Thanks on request
📨 Want to nominate someone for a civic honor or public thanks?
Submit a Nomination » (link to the Nomination Form)
🪶 Orders and Distinctions of the Realm
Eyehasseen takes pride in its singular orders—each a symbol of affection, admiration, or awe:
- Order of the Golden Apron – Awarded for acts of hospitality that fed not only the stomach, but the soul.
- Most Esteemed Stirrer of Stew – For peacemakers who calmed troubled waters and seasoned them with wisdom.
- The Flame of Quiet Labor – Given to those who work unseen, yet move mountains.
- Star of the Unexpected Bravery – For the citizen who did what no one asked, but everyone needed.
- Keeper of the Uplifted Spirit – For spreading joy, laughter, and contagious hope.
- Order of the Ink-Stained Fingers – For chroniclers, scribes, and those who’ve shaped the Kingdom’s story.
👑 Honored Citizens of the Realm
Lady Maribel of the West Window
Award: Order of the Golden Apron
Reason: For hosting all known neighbors (and two strangers) for warm supper during the Blustery Week of Rains, providing food, blankets, and unsolicited life advice.
Sir Thaddaeus the Mild
Award: The Flame of Quiet Labor
Reason: For 27 years of repairing the Kingdom’s lanterns at dusk without compensation, complaint, or fanfare.
Henrietta “Henny” Plumbuckle
Award: Most Esteemed Stirrer of Stew
Reason: For reconciling the Great Biscuit Dispute between the Hillfolk and the Riverclan using shared recipes and a wooden spoon.
Brother Silas of the Southwood Hermitage
Award: Keeper of the Uplifted Spirit
Reason: For composing daily limericks posted on the forest trail, which lifted the moods of pilgrims, loggers, and woodland creatures alike.
This is the Kingdom. We see you.