Ministry of the Exterior | Division of International Commerce
“Open gates, fair terms, and firm scrolls.”
📘 Overview
The Foreign Trade & Exchange Office (FTEO) manages the Kingdom of Eyehasseen’s official interactions with external trade partners, overseeing the flow of goods, services, and ideas beyond its borders. This is the Kingdom’s point of contact for cross-border commerce, export oversight, import negotiation, and the harmonization of exchange customs.
While rooted in ceremony and symbolism like much of Eyehasseen governance, the FTEO also plays a pragmatic role in supporting economic diplomacy, merchant travel coordination, and ensuring that glowstones from abroad do not outshine our own.

🔄 Duties of the FTEO
- Negotiate and maintain foreign trade agreements (in coordination with the Trade Agreements Registry)
- Establish and oversee cross-border exchange standards
- Facilitate merchant access to international fairs, embassies, and neutral bazaars
- Issue Export Scrolls of Approval, Import Certificates of Curiosity, and Barter Visas
- Maintain the Directory of Recognized Partner Economies
- Monitor trade balance of actual goods and symbolic gestures
🧾 Categories of Trade
Exchange Type | Description | Notes |
---|---|---|
Standard Trade | Cloth, tools, dried goods, carved items | Inspected and weighed on import |
Enchanted Barter | Glowstones, mild charms, whisper-ink | Subject to GNRA secondary approval |
Cultural Export | Books, ballads, ceremonial scarves | Priced per emotional effect rating |
Symbolic Reciprocity | Token sets, friendly gestures, tea bundles | Often part of a Recognition Pact |
📍 Exchange Territories
Eyehasseen currently maintains open or symbolic trade corridors with:
- The Windcliff Trade Axis (shell-based economy)
- The Marbled Coast Confederacy
- The Scroll-Fellowship of Lavendria
- Micronations in alliance via the Friendly Flags Protocol
- The Roaming Barter Markets of No Fixed Province
👤 Office Personnel
High Commissioner for External Exchange
Ambassador Brillan Thorncrest
- Once negotiated an 11-item exchange without saying a word
- Known for spontaneous treaty scroll reveals at dinner parties
Deputy Overseer of Cross-Border Parcels
Mira Solvine
- Oversees approval of long-distance merchant shipments and catalog trade diplomacy
Clerk of Harmonized Tokens
Gemm Welliron
- Manages equivalency tables for coin and token compatibility
- Fluent in at least four ledger dialects
📬 Contact the FTEO
Foreign Trade & Exchange Office
Commerce Terrace, Ministry of the Exterior
📧 tradeoffice@eyehasseen.gov.realm
📞 +EHS-34-2025-XPORT
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