Ministry of the Exterior | Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“Measured words, open hands, and a steadfast flag.”
📘 Overview
The Foreign Relations Office is the heart of the Kingdom’s diplomatic strategy—coordinating policy, recognition, engagement, and ceremonial presence across the wider (and occasionally weirder) world. As part of the Ministry of the Exterior, it oversees all formal interactions between Eyehasseen and external entities: be they recognized micronations, imagined sovereignties, macro-states, or wandering noble houses.
Guided by the principle that diplomacy is not merely a matter of power, but a performance of mutual regard, the Kingdom approaches foreign affairs with dignity, tact, and an occasional velvet-gloved wink.
Whether brokering symbolic treaties, hosting emissaries, or sending a scroll across the sea, Eyehasseen is committed to friendship, clarity, and occasionally baffling ceremonial excellence.
🧭 Explore Our Diplomatic Branches
Each division plays a unique role in shaping Eyehasseen’s global posture and poetic posture:
🕊️ Embassy and Consular Corps
“Representing the Realm. Guarding the Seal. Serving Tea With Tact.”
Manages official embassies, consulates, and citizen services abroad. Supports Eyehasseen nationals and ensures the Kingdom is gracefully represented across borders (real or imaginary).
🌐 International Relations Office
“Peace, Presence, and Politeness on the World Stage.”
Handles treaty drafting, diplomatic recognition, and symbolic foreign policy. Maintains the Register of Recognized States and leads Eyehasseen’s participation in micronational summits and cooperative ventures.
🎖️ Diplomatic Corps
“Honor in bearing. Skill in speech. Steady hand on the scroll.”
The Kingdom’s trained body of envoys, emissaries, heralds, and ceremonial delegates. From delivering scrolls to attending summits in full regalia, the Corps serves as Eyehasseen’s human voice abroad.
📜 Guiding Principles of Eyehasseen Foreign Policy
- Dignity before Dispute: All engagements begin with formal address and tea, regardless of provocation.
- Recognition with Grace: We welcome sovereign entities of all kinds, provided they maintain a clear emblem, a noble purpose, and at least one functioning inbox.
- Ceremony with Substance: Ritual and symbolism are treated not as embellishments, but as essential instruments of communication.
- Friendship with Intent: Eyehasseen prefers long-term, symbolic alliances grounded in mutual creativity and diplomatic wit.
🌏 Join Our Circle
If your nation, principality, city-state, guild, floating realm, or philosophical sovereignty wishes to initiate contact with the Kingdom of Eyehasseen, please consider contacting:
- The International Relations Office for recognition
- The Embassy and Consular Corps for official correspondence
- The Diplomatic Corps to invite a representative to a ceremonial event
All engagements are welcomed in the spirit of respectful absurdity and will be returned in kind.
📬 Contact the Ministry of the Exterior
Ministry of the Exterior
Great Compass Tower, Upper Court District
📧 foreign@eyehasseen.gov.realm
📞 +EHS-34-2025-EXTERIOR
Carrier doves and scroll tubes also accepted with appropriate ribbons.