Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“Outward gaze, open hand, sealed scroll.”
📘 Overview
The Ministry of the Exterior oversees the Kingdom’s relations with all lands beyond its borders—be they friendly, fantastical, or politely ambiguous. This ministry is entrusted with upholding diplomatic decorum, commerce across thresholds, and border stewardship, ensuring that Eyehasseen’s outward face is both dignified and delightfully perplexing.
From forging treaties sealed with wax and wit, to managing caravans, scrolls, and symbolic tariffs, the Ministry of the Exterior is where diplomacy meets ritual, and trade meets poetry.
🔗 Divisions & Offices of the Ministry of the Exterior:
🤝 Foreign Relations Office
“Measured words, open hands, and a steadfast flag.”
Coordinates diplomatic recognition, ceremonial exchange, and the noble work of international friendship. Oversees embassies, emissaries, and scroll-bearing pigeons.
💼 International Commerce Office
“Trade with dignity, weigh with wisdom, and always get a receipt.”
Manages cross-border trade, symbolic currencies, tariffs, and the registry of questionable but shiny goods. Includes everything from the Royal Bank to the Hall of Historical Trade Blunders.
🛡️ Border Guardians of the Realm
“We do not merely guard lines—we preserve the meaning of crossing them.”
Responsible for managing the physical and symbolic borders of the Kingdom. Whether you’re entering, exiting, or just dramatically pausing at the threshold, the Border Guards are watching—and offering tea.