🌾 Farm, Agricultural & Gardening Administration (FAGA)

Ministry of the Interior | Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“From soil to supper, with stewardship and style.

📘 Overview

The Farm, Agricultural & Gardening Administration (FAGA) is the Kingdom’s central authority for all matters pertaining to cultivation, food systems, agricultural development, and garden policy. Operating under the Ministry of the Interior, FAGA ensures that farms flourish, gardens are tended, and Eyehasseen’s citizens enjoy sustainable access to fresh food and flowering beauty.

Originally chartered in 1955, following the Great Overplanting of Parsnips, FAGA was established to bring coordination, fairness, and seasonal logic to rural life, urban gardening, and national food resilience. Today, the Administration supports everything from field rotation policy and seed preservation to community orchard design and royal composting initiatives.

🌱 Core Responsibilities

Agricultural Planning & Development

  • Coordination of national crop cycles and soil stewardship
  • Licensing and support for smallhold farms, collective gardens, and monastic orchards
  • Grants and guidance for sustainable farming practices
  • Maintenance of the Official Crop Calendar (revised at equinox)

Garden Oversight & Aesthetic Harmony

  • Registration and classification of private and public gardens
  • Certification of Master Gardeners and appointment of Local Flower Marshals
  • Guidance on historical landscaping, hedge mazes, and medicinal herb beds
  • Enforcement of the Three Tulip Rule in ceremonial borders

Food Security & Seasonal Fairness

  • Oversight of national food stocks and community-supported agriculture (CSA) programs
  • Coordination with the Ministry of Economics on grain and produce stabilization
  • Management of The Royal Seed Vault and Cabbage Contingency Reserve

👩‍🌾 Leadership

High Commissioner of Fields & Flora
Madame Hortensia Broomwell

  • A fourth-generation agriculturist and founding member of the Eyehasseen Garden Society
  • Holds the Royal Spade of Honor, awarded for lifelong service to soil and aesthetic symmetry
  • Known for developing the Trellis Diplomacy Method used to settle disputes between rival melon growers

Deputy for Rural Outreach & Market Affairs
Mr. Thaddaeus Fernley

  • Oversees farm registration, cooperative exchanges, and the Eyehasseen Farmstand Accreditation Program

Director of Gardens, Hedges, and Moss
Lady Beatrice of Bramblegate

  • Specializes in legacy hedge restoration, topiary licensing, and seasonal garden choreography

🏆 Notable Programs

  • The Green Table Initiative – linking urban households with fresh produce from rural cooperatives
  • Adopt-a-Goat Subsidy Scheme – supporting low-volume dairy production with high-volume charm
  • The National Compost Accord – an inter-district agreement ensuring uniform mulch ethics
  • The Annual Garden Harmony Festival – a springtime competition that blends artistry, horticulture, and friendly sabotage via pollen

🧾 Services Offered

  • Farm licensing and seasonal grants
  • Garden registration and beautification reviews
  • Seed distribution for heirloom and native crops
  • Technical guidance for sustainable practices and pest mediation (non-magical and otherwise)
  • Community garden startup kits (includes gloves, trowels, and inspirational verse)

📬 Contact the Administration

Farm, Agricultural & Gardening Administration (FAGA)
Ministry of the Interior – Kingdom of Eyehasseen
📞 +EHS-34-2025-004
📧 gardens@interior.eyehasseen.gov.realm

All formal petitions must be submitted on seed-embedded parchment and signed in green ink.
Applicants may optionally include a pressed flower or a drawing of a carrot.