Gnuclear Regulatory Agency | Ministry of the Interior
“Heed the scroll. Heed the glow.”
📘 Overview
The Kingdom of Eyehasseen, in its tireless pursuit of order, awareness, and selective panic, maintains a curated archive of official government-issued warning posters. Overseen by the Gnuclear Regulatory Agency (GNRA), this collection serves to inform citizens, deter unsafe behavior, and provide educational materials in the event of glowing, howling, humming, or high-velocity rabbits.
Each poster in the archive is authorized by the Office of Conceptual Safety and Aesthetic Vigilance, and produced in collaboration with the Department of Public Messaging & Emphatic Typography.
Posters are updated semi-seasonally or as new threats are identified, imagined, or conjured.
📋 Official Poster Categories
☢️ Gnuclear Materials – Class I to IV
Bright, bold notices addressing the real and theoretical dangers of gnuclear artifacts, radiant relics, and humming objects found in unattended basements.
- Class I: Minor Glowing Objects
- Class II: Ambiguous Energy Emissions
- Class III: Hypothetical Detonable Concepts
- Class IV: Theoretical Universal Reset Device
Each warning adheres to GNRA Regulation 12-B: “Communicate calmly, but with color.”
🧪 Field Safety Posters
Created for educational institutions, research centers, and curious households. Topics include:
- “What to Do If It Glows”
- “Containment Begins at Home”
- “If You Can Hear It Thinking, Report It”
Field posters are often printed in extra-large format for caves, towers, and crypts.
🐇 Biological Threat Notices
Select creatures, while seemingly harmless, require official caution.
- Category: Unprovoked Fluff-Based Aggression
- Notable: Killer Rabbit – RUN AWAY
Issued jointly by the Ministry of the Interior and the Office of Marshland Perimeter Security.
🪧 Public Education & Aesthetic Panic
Designed to raise awareness with humor and urgency. These posters are widely distributed in taverns, toll booths, and all Official Shelters.
- “Glow Responsibly”
- “Don’t Tap the Artifact”
- “If You See Something, Scream Softly”
🎨 Poster Design Standards
All Kingdom-issued warning posters are:
- Printed in Royal Tones (scarlet, ochre, and institutional beige)
- Reviewed by the Aesthetic Oversight Committee
- Approved with the Regulatory Seal of Emphatic Design
Private duplication is permitted for non-commercial use provided no colors are altered and no advice is reversed.
🧾 Submit a New Poster Topic
Think something should have a poster? Citizens may petition for new poster topics by submitting:
- A 3-line summary of the threat
- Any eyewitness sketches
- A proposed warning phrase in ALL CAPS
Send submissions to:
📧 posters@gnra.eyehasseen.gov.realm
Or deliver via designated Poster Owl at any certified Scroll Office.