Ministry of the Exterior | Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“Trade with dignity, weigh with wisdom, and always get a receipt.”
📘 Overview
The International Commerce Office manages all cross-border, inter-realm, and ceremonial trade for the Kingdom of Eyehasseen. From tariffs to token economies, from bustling fairgrounds to whispering market caravans, this division is the heartbeat of Eyehasseen’s symbolic, economic, and utterly delightful trade networks.
Here you’ll find the scrolls, seals, and stories that form the backbone of our commerce—with just the right amount of bureaucracy, bunting, and barter.
Explore the offices, agencies, and registries below to learn how Eyehasseen keeps its markets honest, its ports orderly, and its teacups full.
📂 Explore the Offices of Commerce
🔗 Foreign Trade & Exchange Office
Coordinates Eyehasseen’s cross-border trade, export agreements, import licenses, and symbolic reciprocity with allied nations, floating marketplaces, and occasional dream economies.
🔗 Royal Bank of Eyehasseen (Symbolic Currency Bureau)
Issues all official currency, manages symbolic credit, and oversees poetic exchange rates. Includes the Royal Mark, Whispernotes, and the mysterious Scrollback Voucher.
🔗 The Hall of Historical Trade Blunders
An archive and cautionary museum of famously failed exchanges, misplaced mackerel, and the scroll that was both contract and napkin. Laughter and learning guaranteed.
🔗 Trade Agreements Registry
Repository of formal and symbolic trade pacts, including the Seven-Point Parcel Protocol and the Bread-for-Ideas Compact. All sealed, all archived, mostly legible.
🔗 Tariffs & Duties Regulations Office
Enforces tolls, inspects incoming parcels, and ensures no one accidentally imports a cursed turnip. Offers official scrolls of declaration and biscuit-based appeasement.
🔗 Marketplaces & Trade Routes of the Realm
Maps, paths, and ceremonial fairs. Visit the Lanternroad Exchange, Woolsong Fair, or the Whisper Market, and discover the routes that weave the Kingdom together.
🔗 Office of Economic Curios & Questionable Goods
Investigates glowing items, argumentative boxes, and trade goods that hum in moonlight. If it defies classification, it ends up here. Or in containment.
🔗 Merchant’s Guild Register
Lists all licensed vendors, traders, stallkeepers, and ribbon-slingers. Includes guild badges, stall permits, and the Grand Register of Tent Names.
🔗 Bureau of Weights, Measures & Symbolic Equivalents
Sets standards for how we weigh things—whether casks, coins, or compliments. Upholds the Royal Handful, the Tokenmass, and the occasionally poetic Featherstone.