Ministry of the Populi | Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“To know the people is to know the Kingdom.”
📘 Overview
The Census & Registry Bureau is the official steward of citizen records, demographic scrolls, family lineages, name declarations, curious statistics, and ritual forms of being known. Founded on the First Day of Measured Time (Year 1945), the Bureau preserves the very heartbeat of Eyehasseen: its people.
Equal parts administrative order and genealogical poetry, the Bureau serves citizens with a mixture of formality, flair, and calligraphy. Whether you are registering a name, requesting a census scroll, or declaring yourself newly counted, this is the place where it all begins (and occasionally ends).
📋 Key Functions
- Maintain and update the Official Census Scrolls
- Process Citizenship and Naturalization Documents
- Issue Census Scroll Copies, Proofs of Residence, and Symbolic Registrations
- Track demographic trends, statistical quirks, and mysteriously repeating names
- Preserve the Ancestral Archives and the Chronicle of Unusual Households
🔗 Explore the Registry:
📊 Statistical Oddities of the Realm
Where the numbers don’t lie, but they occasionally blush. An archive of curious population patterns, census surprises, and improbably common pet names.
📜 Census Scroll Request Form
Request a copy of your official census record, ancestral line, or poetic household entry. Bonus options include framed parchment or biscuit-bearing pigeon.
🧑🏫 Bureau Staff
Archivist of Record and Whispered Names
Mistress Glendora Tallythatch
- Oversees census reviews, poetic formatting, and title verification
- Once recorded 143 citizens in a single sitting, with commentary
Senior Clerk of Enumerated Lineages
Benwick Softreed
- Specializes in ancestry scrolls and symbolic demography
- Maintains the Registry of Ancestral Biscuits (don’t ask)
📬 Contact the Bureau
Census & Registry Bureau
Scrollhall Annex, Ministry of the Populi
📧 census@eyehasseen.gov.realm
📞 +EHS-34-2025-TALLY
Please address all scrolls in neat script and avoid using invisible ink unless you’re being extremely clever about it.