About Eyehasseen

The Kingdom of Eyehasseen (pronounced “Eye Has Seen”) is a free & self-declared sovereign nation located within the borders of the Old United States of America.  The Kingdom sits on 5.35 acres of dense forest and the sole access roads are heavily guarded by the Royal Knights of Eyehasseen.  Visits are by appointment only, and visitors must have a valid visa to enter the country.

The largest city within the Kingdom is Avila, named after the famed town in Italy that produced a number of saints, including St. Theresa of Avila, St. John of Avila, and St. John of the Cross.

The Kingdom is, of course, a monarchy.  It is not a republic, nor is it a constitutional monarchy, and does not have a parliament.  There are no elections, nor are there public referendums.  The sole monarch is King Edmund, and he rules with an iron fist in a velvet glove.  The King may seek counsel, and he may allow others to act in his name, but there is no other source of rule.  While the country does not have a constitution or other governing document, King Edmund was gracious enough to proclaim a charter which guarantees certain rights of the Kingdom’s sovereign citizens.

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