“For the life, laughter, and laws of the Kingdom.”
The Ministry of the Populi oversees the heartbeat of Eyehasseen—its people. From festivals to citizenship, names to honors, this Ministry celebrates the daily dignity and joyful unpredictability of life in the Realm. Below are the noble offices that fall under its care:
🎉 Office of Public Festivities & Observances
Stewards of celebration, ceremony, and seasonal delight.
This Office plans and preserves the official festivals, holidays, feasts, and curious local observances that bring joy (and often strange headwear) to the Realm.
🎖 Office of Civic Honors & Commendations
“Let us pin something to your chest and mean it.”
Celebrates distinguished citizens with awards, ribbons, medallions, and whimsical orders. Nobility of character is never forgotten here.
🏰 Bureau of Names, Titles & Heraldic Declarations
Names matter. So do coats of arms, mythical beasts, and titles with unnecessary commas.
Records and confers noble titles, approves heraldry, and maintains the symbolic bestiary of the Realm.
📜 Census & Registry Bureau
Counting people so we can celebrate them properly.
Maintains the official roll of citizens, tracks important events, and issues certificates for everything from birth to bridge naming.
🛂 Naturalization & Integration Office
“Every heart that joins us makes the Kingdom stronger.”
Welcomes newcomers to Eyehasseen through a meaningful citizenship process. Integration assistance and ceremonial oaths included.
🛡️ Crime & Punishment Agency
“We uphold the peace… and occasionally the pies.”
Enforces the laws of the Realm with fairness, flair, and just a touch of theatricality. Restorative justice is the guiding light.