✝️ Religion in the Kingdom of Eyehasseen

“Faith, Tradition, and the Sacred Rhythm of Life”

The official state religion of the Kingdom of Eyehasseen is Roman Catholicism. While reasonable Catholics may differ on the impact the current papacy has on the faith – and you can count the monarchy as one among many who perceive a negative impact – we are not sedevacantists and we continue to be loyal followers of Rome and the teaching authority of the Magisterium of the Holy Roman Catholic Church. We espouse the Apostles Creed in full and without reservation or apology:

In the Kingdom of Eyehasseen, religion is woven into the very fabric of daily life, guiding traditions, festivals, and the communal spirit. At the heart of this spiritual tapestry lies the Catholic faith, a cornerstone that has shaped our history and continues to inspire our present.​

🕊️ A Living Faith

Catholicism in Eyehasseen is more than doctrine; it’s a lived experience. From the solemnity of Mass in ancient stone chapels to the joyous celebrations of feast days, the faith manifests in both grand ceremonies and quiet moments of reflection.​

⛪ Sacred Spaces

Our landscape is dotted with sacred sites:​

  • Inverness Cathedral: A beacon of Gothic architecture and spiritual devotion.
  • St. Brigid’s Abbey: A serene retreat nestled amidst rolling hills.
  • Chapel of the Whispering Pines: Known for its tranquil ambiance and resonant acoustics.​

Each site offers a unique glimpse into the spiritual heritage of our kingdom.​

📜 Traditions and Celebrations

The liturgical calendar brings rhythm to our year:​

  • Feast of St. Joan of Arc: Commemorated with processions and communal meals.
  • Bunting Elevation: A colorful tradition marking the onset of spring.
  • Festival of the Unwound Clock: A reflective pause in our bustling lives.​

These events, among others, invite both locals and visitors to partake in our shared spiritual journey.​

📖 Embracing All Seekers

Eyehasseen welcomes individuals who are seeking the Truth that is in Christ’s own church.


Whether you’re a pilgrim, a curious traveler, or someone seeking solace, Eyehasseen offers a spiritual haven. Come, explore our sacred traditions, and perhaps find a piece of your own story within ours.

Our faith is expressed most fully though the Catechism of the Catholic Church.