Ministry of the Populi | Census & Registry Bureau
“Not all data points behave themselves.”
📘 Overview
While the Census & Registry Bureau is tasked with cataloging the citizens of Eyehasseen with utmost seriousness and rigor, it has also maintained—unofficially, but faithfully—this growing collection of peculiar patterns, improbable totals, and numerically unsettling truths.
Welcome to the Statistical Oddities of the Realm, where facts meet fancies, and ratios don’t always return your calls.
🔍 Population Peculiarities
- Total registered citizens claiming to have “once been royalty elsewhere”: 87
- Villages with more inns than houses: 3
- Most common Eyehasseen surname: Glimfeather
- Second most common surname: Also Glimfeather, but spelled with a silent “Q”
🪙 Economic Eccentricities
- Number of Whispernotes still in circulation from the Regretful Ink Batch: 412
- Highest price ever paid for a single turnip: 18 Royal Marks (it was shaped like a goose)
- Percentage of Eyehasseen citizens who think they’re in the merchant guild but aren’t: 12%
🏘️ Residential Anomalies
- Houses with officially declared names: 62%
- Houses named after minor weather phenomena: 19 (most popular: “The Misty Pause”)
- Uninhabited homes still paying themselves taxes: 4 (investigation pending)
📜 Bureaucratic Curiosities
- Forms that require three signatures but no explanation: 11
- Official titles longer than the people who hold them: 38
- Citizens who submitted their census form in rhyme: 24 (17 successfully scanned)
- Greatest known delay between filing and stamping: 13 years (it was a poetic stamp)
🧙 Mystical Metrics
- Documented prophetic census entries: 6
- Scrolls that updated themselves: 2 (both smelled faintly of rosemary)
- Magically duplicated citizens currently under review: 1.5
🐐 Animal-Adjacent Oddities
- Census entries signed with hoofprints: 3 (likely goats, possibly symbolic)
- Citizens claiming to be legally married to their cart horse: 1 (application pending revision)
- Most popular pet names: 1) Muffin, 2) Moss, 3) The Count of Crumbs
📝 Submit Your Own!
Have you witnessed a numeric anomaly, domestic oddity, or strange civic trend? The Bureau invites all citizens to report statistical quirks for possible inclusion.
Please submit via scroll, biscuit-tied pigeon, or in person with a ribboned ledger and polite tone.