Year 147 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning
LET THIS SERVE AS A ROYAL COMMISSION, constituting a panel of three respected citizens to investigate the unsolved disappearance of the Sixth Spoon from the Royal Silver Chest.
This commission shall have access to kitchens, pantries, and ancestral almanacs and may question any party (including ghosts) believed to have knowledge of the event.
The report is to be delivered under oath before the Feast of Restored Utensils.
The truth shall be known—or at least attempted.