Decree on the Regulation of Dramatic Cloak Swishing
Citizens may swish their cloaks dramatically only under the following conditions:
Cloak swishing during soup service is strictly forbidden.
All violators shall be issued a warning swish by the Royal Tailor.
Year 146 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning
BY LETTERS PATENT and under seal of the Crown, the coastal post of Lighthouse Warden of Brinewatch is hereby constituted. The appointed Warden shall be responsible for the keeping of the great crystal beacon, the maintenance of foghorn protocols, and the ceremonial welcoming of storm spirits during high tide.
The Warden shall be entitled to:
• Lodging in the Tower
• Annual allotment of salted tea
• Right to fly the Storm Banner during sea tempests
Neglect of duty shall result in reassignment to inland lamplighting.