Category: Letters Patents

Year 146 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE CROWN’S WISHES, the thriving settlement of Northgrove is hereby granted the full status and privileges of a Chartered City of the Realm.

By this Letters Patent, Northgrove shall be entitled to:

• Elect a Town Warden
• Hold an annual Founding Fair
• Maintain a civic banner bearing the Northgrove Fir
• Collect local tolls under regulated charter

Its citizens shall be afforded full rights of representation, protection, and festivity under royal law.

All other towns aspiring to such chartered standing must present similar proofs of virtue, vigor, and baked goods.

Year 147 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning

BY LETTERS PATENT UNDER THE GREAT SEAL OF THE REALM, let it be known throughout the Kingdom that the Order of the Golden Apron is hereby established as a recognized Civic Order of Honor.

Said Order shall be conferred upon those whose acts of hospitality, nourishment, or table-centered diplomacy have significantly advanced the wellbeing, morale, or cultural cohesion of the Realm.

Recipients shall bear the right to don the Golden Apron at formal feasts, and to be addressed as “Bearer of the Apron” in all honorable assemblies.

Given at the hand of His Royal Highness King Edmund, under seal and witness.

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Year 147 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning

LET THIS SERVE AS A ROYAL COMMISSION, constituting a panel of three respected citizens to investigate the unsolved disappearance of the Sixth Spoon from the Royal Silver Chest.

This commission shall have access to kitchens, pantries, and ancestral almanacs and may question any party (including ghosts) believed to have knowledge of the event.

The report is to be delivered under oath before the Feast of Restored Utensils.

The truth shall be known—or at least attempted.