Proclamation of the Festival of Slightly Misplaced Things
Henceforth, the third Moonday of Fogmonth shall be set aside as the Festival of Slightly Misplaced Things, wherein all citizens are encouraged to rejoice in those noble objects which have been misplaced—but never quite lost.
All gloves missing their pair, spoons found behind shelves, and library books returned too late to matter shall be celebrated in parades of mild confusion.
Those failing to celebrate shall be deemed grumpy and possibly hexed.
