“See the Wisdom. Walk the Way.”
🏰 1. The Forum
A noble stone building where students engage in daily disputatio and overheated Platonic dialogue. Home to the Royal Philosophical Tribunal (and suspiciously warm radiators year-round).
Caption: “Ideas clash daily. Only truth remains.”
📚 2. The Athenaeum Library of Eyehasseen
Vaulted ceilings, oak shelves, spiral staircases, and at least one corridor that wasn’t there yesterday. Smells faintly of vellum, wax, and destiny.
Caption: “Here, the books read you.”
⛪ The Oratory of St. Mary
The spiritual heart of St. Leo the Great University. Gothic and glorious. Open at all hours. Gregorian chant leaks gently from the walls.
Caption: “One does not merely enter the Oratory. One is summoned.”
🛏️ 4. Collegium Hall of St. Anselm (Dormitory)
Where seminarians, scholars, mystics, and chronic night-readers reside. Room 203 is definitely haunted by a Thomist.
Caption: “Silence after Compline. Mostly.”
🍞 5. Refectory of St. Augustine
Stone arches, long tables, soft candlelight. Readings from the Fathers at dinner. The bread is good. The butter is earned.
Caption: “Feasting with the Fathers. And sometimes on feast days, roast pheasant.”
🌲 6. The Grove of Reason
Lush paths where students stroll and argue in peace. Devices banned; owls welcomed. Home to the seasonal “Socratic in the Sun” lecture series.
Caption: “If a tree falls here, it must defend its metaphysical identity.”
🎭 7. Amphitheatrum Disputationis
Open-air arena for debates, readings, and the annual Festival of Logic. No microphones. Just projection and conviction.
Caption: “Resolved: This is the finest spot on campus.”
🧵 8. Hall of Misplaced Modifiers (Writing Center)
Where great essays are forged, comma splices are condemned, and adverbs go to be refined or exiled.
Caption: “Editing is a moral act.”
🎒 9. Pilgrimage Path & Founders’ Walk
A winding trail that begins at the Gate of the Seeker and ends at the Chapel. Lined with stone markers engraved with maxims, mysteries, and occasional satire.
Caption: “Every journey begins with ‘Thou shouldst read Plato.’”
🔍 10. The Infinite Staircase
Some say it’s a metaphor. Others claim it’s a minor glitch in reality. No one’s ever reached the top. The cleaning crew avoids it.
Caption: “Office hours on the 13½th floor.”