Kingdom of Eyehasseen
“Tending the land, guiding the hearth, and maintaining the splendid chaos within.”
📘 Overview
The Ministry of the Interior is the administrative backbone of the Kingdom of Eyehasseen, charged with overseeing the day-to-day operation, environmental stewardship, territorial integrity, infrastructure, and internal development of the Realm. If it falls within the borders, passes under the roof, or travels by road, sky, or canal—it falls under the Interior’s care.
Established during the Reign of Gentle Consolidation (circa 1948), the Ministry unites a wide array of offices, agencies, and bureaus—each charged with managing a particular slice of Eyehasseen’s internal life. From natural resource management to public transportation, from rural development to space observation, the Ministry operates with the Kingdom’s characteristic blend of diligence, dignity, and a willingness to experiment just enough to be interesting.
The Minister of the Interior, Dame Eugenia Gladewhistle, Keeper of Keys and Hearths, presides over this diverse and sprawling ministry.
🧭 Explore the Agencies of the Interior
Each office below plays a unique and essential role in maintaining the character, cohesion, and continuity of the Realm:
🔭 Air & Space Agency
“To measure the winds, chart the heavens, and remember to come back down.”
Observes Eyehasseen’s skies, wind patterns, and celestial events. Manages starwatching, weather studies, and atmospheric reports from the Aerarium Sanctum.
🌾 Farm, Agricultural & Gardening Administration (FAGA)
“From soil to supper, with stewardship and style.”
Supports local farms, gardens, and food systems. Oversees seasonal crop plans, community orchards, and the Registry of Decorative Vegetables.
🏡 Rural Development Agency (RDA)
“Strong hamlets build strong nations.”
Promotes infrastructure, housing, and economic support in outlying villages and hamlets. Champions homesteaders, traveling markets, and inter-village cooperation.
🔋 Energy Office
“Powering the Realm through Sun, Steam, Wind, and Wisdom.”
Coordinates energy strategy and power distribution. Oversees waterwheels, windmills, public lantern systems, and experimental resonance coils.
🪨 Geological Survey Office
“To understand the land is to know the Realm.”
Maps terrain, evaluates mineral resources, and monitors seismic activity. Maintains the National Subterranean Risk Register and supports safe construction practices.
☢️ Gnuclear Regulatory Agency (GNRA)
“For peace, power, and proper licensing of glowing things.”
Monitors real and theoretical gnuclear risks. Enforces containment policies and oversees high-concept particle speculation and glowing object registration.
⚠️ National Warning Posters Archive
“Heed the scroll. Heed the glow.”
A public-facing archive of the Kingdom’s official safety and danger awareness posters. Topics include everything from theoretical detonation to how to report spontaneous glowing.
🌊 Land & Water Management Agency
“Let the fields flourish, the waters whisper, and all remain precisely charted.”
Oversees land usage, zoning, waterways, and irrigation. Manages national aquifers, seasonal flood routes, and the Great Soil Registry.
🌲 National Parks and Forestry Service
“To walk the wood, protect the grove, and tend the sacred quiet.”
Preserves wildlands, heritage forests, and scenic trails. Oversees forest management, replanting initiatives, and citizen access to protected lands.
📬 Ministry Contact
All general inquiries may be directed to the Ministry’s Central Hall at Tiergarten Square.
📧 interior@eyehasseen.gov.realm
📞 +EHS-34-2025-INTERIOR
For specific concerns, visit the page of the agency most aligned with your needs—or consult the Public Inquiry Office in person, where questions are sorted daily by civic scribes.