Year 147 of the Eyehasseen Reckoning
LET IT BE KNOWN that Mistress Alabast of the Inner Shelf is hereby appointed Royal Bookmark-Keeper, with charge over all placeholders in royal volumes, scrolls, illuminated tomes, and the secret cookbook of King Edmund IV. She shall ensure that no page is dogeared, no margin smudged, and no poetic footnote lost to time.
She shall be granted:
• Access to the Archives Beneath
• Ink stipends and tassels as needed
• Honorary membership in the Guild of Scribes
Any folding of pages shall be punished by citation and recitation.